Rude, jerky girl comes by it honestly, "My parents were assh0les."
Second rude, jerky girl blames parents, "My parents spoiled me."
Boyfriend just trying to contain girlfriend's crazy.
Girl wears full metal spike breastplate to concert. "They'll only elbow you in the stomach or back into you once."
Tiny pocket tranquilizer gun perfect for concerts.
Concert Kit includes: Pocket Tranquilizer Gun, Ammo, 3 joints, Zen and the Art of Happiness, shoe lifts, pocket flask, external pockets.
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Company hires interviewer to hire interviewer.
Cat jumps into refrigerator, takes bath.
Family decides to invest in coffee maker rather than new car.
Staring contest with dog always disappointing.
Shoe manufacturer 100% positive that large footed women want to wear clunky ugly shoes.
Teen spends all free time writing Amazon reviews, "It's the new Facebook."
Kindle to offer digital toilet paper. Never put it down. Read and wipe in one sitting.
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