Dust Were-Rabbit Mountain

It's no secret that I'm better at working on the house then housework.  But, honestly, I think our house has a penchant for dust that few others can match.

DUST BUNNIES are not so bad. They sit in a corner unobtrusively and are generally benign.  You can *almost* convince yourself that it adds charm...

 But DUST BUNNIES grow up to be DUST RABBITS.  They are not as cute, although, not too embarrassing as they mostly keep to themselves.  They are shy creatures.

 But, in our house, I often wonder, "Does that dust look angry to you??"  DUST RABBITS grow into WERE-RABBITS.  It's true, I tell you, true.

But, the worst is when you do not tend to your WERE-RABBITS and they VOLTRON TOGETHER (yes, voltron IS a verb) and form

WERE-RABBIT MOUNTAINS.

I must DESTROY all WERE-RABBIT MOUNTAINS before they attack my guests.

In our house this process happens in about

TWO DAYS since we have a cat.

But I guess she's worth it.