You may call me The Spackle Princess.

I can spackle so that you don't even have to sand, and when you do it is just a once-over brush-over.

I can paint a wall so it gleams. I'm talking gleamy gleam.

I see the best in an apartment, house, or studio when I walk through. Do NOT take me with you if you want to know if you should rent a place. I always rent places that are "fixer-uppers." That is not a quality you want in a place you RENT.

I am sad to say goodbye to such a big studio space, but I know he's just not the right one. He's never cheated on me, but the long-distance part of our relationship is just not working out. We just don't see each other enough. We've decided who gets what (he gets the rest of my white paint on his walls and that broken stool that was there from his past relationship when I moved in), and I've packed.

Goodbye sweet space...may you treat my friends who are your neighbors well.